Thursday, January 31, 2008.
thanks so much for posting! whoa the kids are so nice!! wrote you a song... with melody too? hahaha... composer-cum-song writer wanna be.... haha... oh man i envy your job! at least its very different from the boring 9-5 office work! oh well, but i am still going to like my job la... there's this very hip and havoc mother in my office. whoa she's like giving me all the dramas and songs to watch and listen! and she goes rollerblading EVERY weekend... pei fu... haha... and she's very nice... and she stays only opposite me =) heh... yea LUNAR NEW YEAR is coming! that means holidays!!

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hello hello!omg sorry i havent been updating!been really busy with work and stuff.anyway,hows all your work coming along!let me tell you more about my work!

its super fun i really love my kids omg!they're like so sweet they wrote me a song!hahahaha!and another one gave me a sweet!so cute right!hahah like they spend their time in the homework area so i thought they were doing their work but turned out that they were writing a song for me!hahah super cute!ahhh i love them la!its kids like them that make the job so satisfying!hahha and the parents were so nice,bought us bak kwa,chips, ferrero rocher,old chang kee etc.hhaha so full everyday heh.

aww and that was really sweet of you no.1!! i miss you all too!meet up soon okayy!love ya all!! ((:

and update more pleeeeaaaaassseeee!!!!

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Saturday, January 26, 2008.
hello anybody there?

anyway just want to say

HI I MISS YOU GUYS!

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008.
FINALLY! retard no.2 and no.3 have cleared the cobwebs on our blog!

haha we finally know retard no.2 is back! why didnt you bring more money! hahahaha.... got take photos must let us see okay? =D ya! and the sleepover photos haven't send us yet!! haha huang jin lu nice right!! but the ending abit rushed and W.E.I.R.D. dunno who killed kajie! hais... but good he died... haha its okay la can understand if dont post anything during weekdays... caus really not much time and energy to do it after work yea...? haha i totally understand... but your job is fun! get to interact with kids!!!

haha retard no.3! you are back to your stoning days again? haha then have to bai4 tuo1 ni3 to keep the blog alive! haha... yea i am more daring to use my phone now i guess... when i have no work at hand la... yea the calls are still giving me heartattacks!! haha IF i ever get the chance, i'll try recording the ringing sound of the phone... haha... will i ever succeed? hmm... haha speedpost... my company dont use their service... we use other couriers... so i dont really know if its slow or fast... haha so you handle couriers too? whoa send me the 4PR party photos someday leh! thanks...

WE SHOULD MEET SOON

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008.
hello my fellow retards. im bored again at work. hahaha. cause no one is giving me jobs! glad to hear that retard no.2's hk trip was great! you so lucky hehex. must rest well k. so you have the energy to take care of the kids. hahaha. =)



retard no.1! you can use your phone at work lar. haha and dont get hard attacks receiving calls. i hate calls. and i dont like speedpost. haha esp calling and waiting for the postman. not speedpost at all lar. so slow. hehehex. and the postman always come at the wrong time. lol. and dont be scared of the calls. they wont bite you through the phone. hahaha. if they scream into the phone, just hold it away until you're sure they stopped hehehex ^^;



anw i just got my friend to find this at sheena's facebook accnt and koped it. hehehex. =) that was the class party then. sad that retard no.2 cant come =( we need to meet one day!

and talking about photos... retard no.2 arh.. when are you sending us photos or our cheesecake and our camwhoring last year?? =/

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Monday, January 21, 2008.
yay im back!haha and huang jin lu is showing its last episode!when i only watched like less than 10 episodes bahh.okayy anyway i was back since thursday but was too tired cos had meetings and like work the next day bahhh.but well work is getting more and more fun! (: though the kids are tiring me out!hahha anyway yayyy congrats retard no.1!for enjoying your job too! (: and thanks for reviving this blog!hahhah okayy hk has been a really fun trip go check out my blog.heh but i didnt buy back enough food cos i spent too much on disneyland!so sorrryyyy i didnt really get anything back for you guys!cos i ran out of money ): bleh sorrry k!and ya we should meet up soon and celebrate yuhsiu's birthday!all you busy ppl!hahah okayy blehh super tired after work shall end off here!may all of you enjoy your work ya! ((:

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Saturday, January 19, 2008.
oh no.... retards' blog is dying! sorry haven't been able to blog ever since work started!! i am sitting at such a public place i dont dare to do anything besides visiting the company's website and doing work-related stuff! so i can only post during weekends... yup so abt my work!

hmm... starting to like it... first day was just scary, nervous and worried. caus recep ma have to handle calls... then the caller can ask anything under the sun and i have no idea who i should put them to... the first call already got scolded by caller... and also arh there will be ppl calling from overseas de and i can never understand their accent! then the ringing of the phone like ambulance siren like that... after 4 days of work, i still get shocks whenever it rings!!! my heart cant take it any more... haha... then a lot saikang also... like office upkeep... clear food in conference room after any meetings... post lettters... collect mails... refill stuff if stock is running low... refill paper in photocopier... and many more... then also got admin stuff, attend to walk in visitors or courier guys... well i must say all the courier people are very friendly and funny!!! haha... and my company got a lot of pregnant ladies! one of them reminds me of mrs chow! if you all still rmb, our sec 3 amaths teacher... tall and skinny... and pregnant... haha... besides the person who is teaching and assigning me work, there's also this very nice lady... anyway ytd was the best day of work so far caus ppl friendlier... maybe caus ytd was friday, everyone's in a better mood and became friendlier... if that is true then how practical... but ya i am indeed starting to like my work... the only bad thing is i am sitting in such a public place and yet i dont get to interact much with any one of them caus there isnt a single soul sitting near me! they are all sitting very inside at very private place... hais...

so how are you guys?? when is retard no.2 returning???

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Friday, January 11, 2008.
story time! oops i think its the wrong time but nevermind i know you all will read it at night right! then after reading my story you all can go to sleep! haha oh wait! you all must blog first before sleeping =D

actually its more advisable that you all dont read it la hor... its for my own remembrance! [oops, i am treating it as if its my own blog] haha ya so there may be facts that wouldnt be understandable.

i took up this jc tuition flyer distribution job. so i went back to nj on mon and tues. [retard no.3, i saw your boyboy!] thats why i had to wake up early and been having insufficient sleep! have to catch the students before morning assembly. the response was good la. acceptable. but boring. after the 2 distributions i had 70 flyers left. i sort of felt like giving up so wed and thurs was slacking for me. then i decided i shall not drag the distribution any longer! so i went to SA today! the kids had new prettier house shirts! haha there was another distribution at the start of the SA bridge when i reached and another near the busstop when i left! and if i said the response at NJ was good, the response at SA was excellent. i was the first to leave leh! and the other 2 distributors were still there. the students were much much much nicer... [thats why my heart is still with SA and not NJ if you retards know] and caus i was giving out at the other end of the bridge near the gate, there was this bicycle parked beside where i stood. this auntie, the owner, came and while she was unlocking her bicyle saw 2 students walking past behind me, she quickly said: 'give to them! give to them!' haha and they took! funny auntie... then there was this guy whom i gave the wrong flyer to caus this piece of paper [with instructions on flyer distribution] is in between my stack of flyers. after i realised i quickly called out to him and gave him the correct one! so paiseh! haha and when i finished, its only 0716 and lots of students were still streaming in... but i was damn happy caus i finished and its the only accomplishment in 1.5months since after A's!

YAY!

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008.
hoho i am back... been busy recently... my cousins came over to look for language centres so i had to bring them to wherever they want to go and i am dying from all the walking!! its the whole day leh for 2 consecutive days... tmr still continuing the search... and i havent been having sufficient sleep --> O.O panda eyes! and having headache now... but luckily got some time to come online and visit this blog! i suppose this post wouldnt be too long caus I AM DYING!

so retard no.3 has got proper work to do now? not stoning le? and when retard no.2 flying to hk arh? the student care needs teacher urgently arh... but do they want me for like a week only? haha guess not... and it sounds like a scary job with all the screams and faces haunting you! must take care huh... drink all the herbal tea your mum prepare for you...

what plans do you originally have for 12th? anyway thanks retard no.2 for keeping this blog alive! be fierce to the kids at the appropriate times!!

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Sunday, January 6, 2008.
wahahha why is this place like dying again!nevermind i shall revive it! (: hurry thank me all you retards!hahaha hmmm okayy decided to post here first cos i can foresee myself being very busy the week ahead,what with work till night,meetings after work and packing for hk trip!haha okayy ya anyway,guess what! i saw retard no.3 at cathay ytd!hahaha!that retard with her bf tsktsk.and i did sth quite retarded!cos they were sitting right beside the glass window there so i decided to put my face right in between them hahahha!hope it gave you a shock retard no.3!hahha anyway was there cos of my meeting blahh and got caught in the rain! ): hhaha i realise it always rains when im at cathay i dunno why.hmmm i went there ermm about seven times alr and its like raining all seven times!this is so annoying!haha the sun went away cos it was afraid of little miss sunshine!hohoho!

hmmm okayy well my job wa quite fun.though i now have to be fierce and im like falling sick cos i have to like shout at the kids.i wonder why they like me to shout at them la!somemore they complained that i was too gentle and that i should be fiercer!hahah such strange kids!hmmm but its quite fun actually.besides the fact that there's this very hard to teach kid in my class and he's like super rude and very easily distracted.so ya i have to keep shouting at him.(ahh my voice!) hahah and so my mum keeps brewing all the herbal tea for me so funny hahaha.then okayy sth very retarded!cos the teachers there keep screaming, so when i sleep nowadays,the voices of them screaming would still come to me.omg scaryyy.then the face of the very hard to teach kid kept appearing in my head before i sleep too!hahah okayy sounds quite retarded blehh.but at least i changed back my sleeping habits!im no longer nocturnal now!yayy! ((:

hmmm its been so cold lately that it makes me feel so unhealthy.have this sudden urge to go bask under the warm sun!hahha okayy very random i know.hahha anywayy all you ppl start posting!stop letting this place die off!ahhh where's retard no.1!!must post everyday cos you arent working yet!haha anyway my place is hiring another teacher leh.how i wish someone can come keep me company lor.retard no.1!since you havent started work!hahhaha!okayyy this place is like so green now.heh good for your eyes! (:

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Thursday, January 3, 2008.
heyy!haha yayy im back!after second day of work hoho!trust me this is not exactly that fun after all!cos the kids are like rather noisy and im like too soft on them so i keep kena one lor.okayy though my supervisor is really nice i must say but its really hard to control those kids!hahha and ya i must be fiercer from now on!haha they're really like hyperactive omg.and i almost vomited blood today la!after teaching this student spelling!(actually i dunno how to teach spelling lor!cos i used to just memorise it!) rarr.wanted to like strangle that guy man!qi si wo le!ahhh!so ya trust me even though the kids are cute and fun,some aren't really that fun after all!and ya retard no.1,if you want a job urgently and dont mind travelling to bukit batok,hohoho you can come join me cos they're looking for another teacher urgently!hahhah you'll have lots of fun with me around!you know they called me ruiyu-jie so cute right!hahhaa!so ya lots of ups and downs but still,very satisfying! ((: meanwhile retard no.1 you can slack for some time and retard no.3 stop stoning at work!hahah ehhh and im so not free to watch movies now la! )): hardly have time to go out since i have to work on sats too!haha ehhh lets meet up!on ermm next sat 12th jan?want? ((: heee!cant wait to see you all!

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haha i see retard no.3 had enjoyed her movie! yea retard no.2 must go watch k! like before you start work in the morning or after your work at night! its more than just cute! =D yup and thanks for posting [with all your untrue facts rather than crap] even though you're so tired! ok la actually the untrue facts only appeared in the KABOOM entry. the rest are fine.... haha....

i bet they were afraid of retard no.2 that's why they hid under the table!! hahaha... whoa i want to work there too with the kids! sounds fun leh... but i'll enjoy my work too... i am rotting badly at home le... cant wait to get occupied!! so retard no.3, are you still stoning in the office?

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008.
hellohello!promised retard no.1 to post here today hahha!thankyou dear for your sms!and yeah for helping me hope that it doesnt rain!thanks lots man!haha

anyway work today was really fun!the kids were super duper cute la!okayy im teaching primary 3s now and they're like really fun! (: all the small xiaobudians!then ya this super small sized kid called ronald kept hiding at the most ridiculous places like behind the cupboard(there's this ultra small hole there) and like behind this stack of chairs!super cute!but despite his very small size, his voice is like SUPER loud la!so its very chaotic whenever he speaks!haha then when i came back from the toilet,they all hid underneath the tables so i cant find them!so when i entered the room and saw only 2 ppl then i was like ehh where are the rest?!then suddenly lots of giggling and i found them!hahha so cute omg!then very very noisy cos they're like hyperactive!yes alot worse than me okayy!i bet shuqin will surely die there!cos im like super tired when i reached home alr!but i still posted since i promised retard no.1! ((:

haha and ungrateful retard no.1&3! i kept this blog alive and there you all are saying that im crapping! )): rarrr at least you get entertained by my crap so its not that useless after all! ((: okayy super tired alr i shall go sleeeeepp soon! ((: goodnights all!

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008.
HAPPY NEW YEAR RETARDS!!

haha. and since everyone's starting school tmr and we DO NOT need to, hehex, BUT retard no.2's job is similar to STARTING SCHOOL, all the best to retard no.2 on her new job!!! please do not bully the lil kids, and they wont bully you. hahaha. have fun looking after the primary school kids. oh, dont wear your lollipop ear ring, they'll eat it up. bring real lollipops instead. HAHAHA. but if i can choose, i rather you reserve those lollipops for us. hehex ^^; enjoy your time being there! and also after one week, enjoy your holidays in HK. but then still got a week left to say that. haha. dim sum!

all the best retards! we'll have a GREAT 2008 ahead =) what with jobs, results (=S), university. let's make sure we have our wish granted k! Taiwan!! and then, here's wishing all your other wishes will be granted and come true in 2008 too!

HAPPY NEW YEAR ONCE AGAIN!

i love my retards =)

{ 7:21 PM }

my first post in 2008!

haha time for new year resolutions isnt it?

its my first time making resolutions leh! for the past 18+ years i havent been setting goals for myself... i gave you retards another of my first time again!

stop being a retard? no no... then this blog wont survive! see how big my sacrifice is... hais... yea stop being a slacker!
make the best out of my temp job and uni life!
stay happy and healthy =D

hmm cant think of much.... when i have more, i'll add on to the list!

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the retards.
the three retards are born on 12dec2007
retard no.1 - yeechian!
retard no.2 - sweegeok!
retard no.3 - yanqin!

make noise with the retards.

nonsense with the retards.
retard no.1
retard no.2
retard no.3
memories of the retards.

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